Dead Husband Coffee Maker.

We couldn't resist.

Some random woman put up a review of the Keurig B60 saying "After trying the Keurig B60 coffee maker at a friends and raving about it, my dead husband surprised me with one just like it for Valentine's Day."

@tehawesome pointed this out originally, and crossed his fingers hoping it was a morbid typo as he left the first sarcastic comment:

Henry S. Birdseye III says:
Did giving you the Keurig B60 coffee maker provide your husband with the closure he needed to return to the afterlife, or does his ghostly spirit still walk the earth, giving quality Keurig coffee makers to those he loved as a living person?

...and then it was all downhill from there. some of the favrd all-stars got on board and the games begun. some of my favorites:

J Campbell says:
I'm still waiting for either Valentine's or for my significant other to die so she can get me one. I can't hurry up Valentine's day, but let's just say I'm working on the other...
(courtesy of @nonlinearmind)

abigvictory says:
You're lucky to have such a loving dead husband. Mine kind of just sits there, naked, in his favorite chair.
(courtesy of @abigvictory)

Christy A. White says:
I wish I had a dead husband, I could *really* go for some coffee right about now. ~sigh~
(courtesy of @crispycracka)

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now my man @weselec pointed out over here, she mentions her husband again, but this time in a much more lively fashion. Then again, the book is about dead people. Hmmmm.